Dylan Garity - “To Governor Scott Walker” (NPS 2014)
"My grandmother is the only person I know who prays for me. When she dies, I imagine God will no longer hear my name."
Performing during the Button Showcase at the 2014 National Poetry Slam.
“My dad was like, ‘You gotta do this, man. These are the hot jobs of the millennium,’” 26-year old Lum said, waving her hands enthusiastically while adjusting her signature frameless glasses. “I was like, ‘I highly doubt that.’”
"So there you have it ladies: if you can just remain single, not accidentally have children, and never turn 44, you’re gonna be golden."
75 years ago today, the nation fell in love with Dorothy, Toto and the gang when
“‘Wizard of Oz” premiered in wide release.
You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
In the new issue of the Philadelphia Public Record newspaper, Councilman Mark Squilla is pictured with “Chinky Winky” and “Dinky Doo.”
Pro-tip: “That editor is a Britisher” is not really a good excuse for printing ethnic slurs.
Elmo got to hug the US Open trophy! Yeah baby!
Totally read that caption in my head in Elmo’s voice.