Happy National Guacamole Day!

Happy National Guacamole Day!

Here’s Ellen DeGeneres and Kristen Wiig, with the worst best rendition of “Let It Go” ever.

kateoplis:

Mondays.

kateoplis:

Mondays.

(Source: mrgolightly)

One of my high school writing teachers just published her first novel earlier this month, and if you’re into YA fiction and high school football and all that good stuff, I’m going to give it a premature “two thumbs up” and tell you to go buy and read How to Be Manlybecause if I know Mrs. Wanket (nope, I still can’t call my high school teachers by their first names), then it’ll be a wonderful book.

And really, if it weren’t for Mrs. Wanket, I wouldn’t be a writer (or whatever it is you call the word vomiting I do). 

Can’t wait to read this.

Um, amazing.
(Here’s why it was trending, by the way.)

Um, amazing.

(Here’s why it was trending, by the way.)

(Source: twitter.com)

"As disappointed as you may be about the president [delaying action], listen to what you will get if in fact this November there is a change of who ultimately has the majority in this chamber. This is what you will get, and you’ll get what you got in the House of Representatives,
which is over a year of not casting a vote for their vision of immigration reform."

— Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., responds to Sen. Ted Cruz’s request for the Senate to vote on the House’s immigration bill

Mornings.

Mornings.

"I just wish there was some political courage on both sides. And why don’t we just explain to the American people that if everyone agrees the immigration system is broken, how about dealing with some of the specifics of those who want to get it done."

José Díaz-Balart 

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."
Joan Rivers, 1933-2014

kateoplis:

"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."

Joan Rivers, 1933-2014